Illinois - Shake #25

Illinois makes number 25 in my United Shakes of America challenge. Officially halfway! I'd like to say at this time that if you've ever doubted my commitment to  arbitrary and pointless goals, please continue to do so. I'm not very good at finishing things.

Utah - bonus shake, redemption round

Strawberry Cheesecake - Moab Diner, Moab - 2 September 2016

Oh this is more like it. Shits all over the Sonic version. I can get it up the straw, for starters. Excellent combination of chunky and liquid. Classy.

Lovely service at this place - 5 stars

Notes from Special Guest Taster, Scott:

Sort of lumpy. I don't have to go to the toilet, unlike Karla. Don't feel you have to put that in, but you can.

Utah - Shake # 14

Chocolate - Peace Tree Cafe, Moab - 2 September 2016

Not the most adventurous of challenge efforts but pickings were slim, with vanilla and blueberry being the only other options. WOT NO STRAWBERRY? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TOWN?

Chocolate milkshakes are for missionaries.


Special Guest Taster, Karla:

It's nice. Stock standard.  I feel we can find you a better one.  Still hits the spot.  I'm going to the toilet now. Don't put that in your notes.  Actually you can if you want.

Special Guest Taster, Nic:

Malty. Could have more icecream.  Dusty after palate. Nice chocolate nose.


Spot on ladies, spot on.

Arizona - Shake # 13

Cake Batter - Arizona,random gas station - 31 August

Cake Batter. Ugh.  WTF even is that?  Overly sweet vanilla is my best description.

Texas - Shake # 11

Strawberry shake - In N Out Burger, Dallas - 5 August 2016

I might need to call time out on strawberry shakes.

Nebraska - Shake # 9

Goodrich's Mint Chip - Subway, Sydney - 28 May 2016

Wyoming - Shake # 8

Peach Pizzazz - Ruby Juice, Cheyenne - 28 May 2016